Remember the recent Minnesota Supreme Court bong water case? The one that took a literal interpretation of a statute – to an absurd result? The case rules that the weight of water can send you to prison.
Minnesota’s Prison for Bong Water case
It was a bare majority decision, 4-3, with a concurring opinion and strongly worded dissents. Yet after we tally the majority, concurring and dissenting opinions; five of seven Justices wrote that the legislature should amend the statute.
The case rules that Bong Water is “a mixture” of “25 grams or more.”
Therefore, bong water supports a First Degree Controlled Substance conviction; and prison. And this despite the fact that it contained only trace amounts of illegal drugs.
The punishment was based on the weight of the water, not the drugs.
The case is Minnesota v Peck, Minnesota Supreme Court, October 22, 2009. And our original blog article is: Minnesota Court Waters Down Legal Definition of Illegal Drugs: Toilet Water Now Criminal to Possess.
So the case gained infamy worldwide.
Trace amounts of illegal drugs in bong water could be a crime based upon the weight of the water “mixture.” Therefore, trace amounts of illegal drugs in our drinking water must also be a crime to possess. That logic is inescapable under the Peck Court’s literal interpretation.
And if that is the case, then every Minnesota citizen is a drug criminal – if possessing river sourced tap water. But perhaps those with well water can rest easy, without fear of a drug-police home invasion and prison.
A partial legislative fix?
A Bill the Minnesota Legislature in now considering, the Safe Drug Disposal Act, attempts to reduce the pharmaceutical drugs in our drinking water supply, and rivers. And remember, it is a crime in Minnesota to possess prescription drugs without a prescription.
Will Minnesota lawmakers heed the Minnesota Supreme Court and public outrage?
Will they undo the “Minnesota Bong Water Case?”
A Bill in the Minnesota House, H.F. No. 2757, would amend Minnesota Statutes section 152.01, subdivision 9a, to read:
Subd. 9a. “Mixture” means a preparation, compound, mixture, or substance containing a controlled substance, regardless of where purity is relevant only when weighing the residue of a controlled substance.
And if adopted into law, this would bring back proportionality of the severity of a drug crime to quantity.
Advocates of drug legalization (regulation and taxation) may have mixed feelings about this reform. But yes – it would cure a gross injustice to people facing prison for possession of water or other non-drug media.
On the other hand, the Prohibitionists really shot themselves in the foot on this one. So the Minnesota Bong Water case has helped undermine public confidence in criminal drug laws and their enforcement. And as stated in the dissent in the Peck case:
“The majority’s decision to permit bong water to be used to support a first-degree felony controlled-substance charge runs counter to the legislative structure of our drug laws, does not make common sense, and borders on the absurd…the result is a decision that has the potential to undermine public confidence in our criminal justice system.”
Peck, the Minnesota Bong Water Case, undermines public confidence in our criminal justice system. But perhaps; this may hasten the Repeal of all drug Prohibition laws in Minnesota.